obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, in my last installment of this “whose ass to kick” series. I left off at the pentagon. From the pentagon, it’s a short trip to that most DIRTY of streets in washingtOOn, k street. It is k street that is infested with the filthy corpoRATe lobbyists. It is these corpoRATe lobbyists who push such disastrous agenda items as the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish into our diseased body politic. We need to exterminate this infestation with SERIOUS REGULATION of the lobbying biz! If we don’t the corpoRATe agenda will continue to be the lead weight which drags our country to the bottom of the gulf of our own stupidity!

A glaring case in point: filthy lobbyists for the banksters were among those paying $1,000 a ticket to attend a fundraiser last night featuring access to congressional staffers of the top dirty dem leadership, as part of a dirty dem congressional campaign committee fundraiser taking place at a downtown washingtOOn hotel bar. I’m sure the one grand admission price won’t be the only bribes, er um campaign contributions that the banksters filthy lobbyists will be lavishing on the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn!

This is glaring because the dogs on crapital hill are as we speak working on what I call the three dollar bill. The feckless appaRATchiks refer to it as the “financial reform bill.” It’s as phony as a three dollar bill! It’s weak at best and it is far too little, far to late! Of course the filthy repubs are holding similar events in this election year and the filthy lobbyists will also be at the those events with sacks of cash to hand out. The ethically challenged corpoRATe lobbyists do bipartisan bribery!

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

SONOFABUSH! Speaking of the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish, there are plenty of asses that need be kicked at the so-called regulatory agencies! Such federal alphabet soup keystone kops as the sec, mms, osha, etc. have become COMPLETE FAILURES at oversight. This is because those useless dogs on crapital hill have failed to hold these agencies to task for their failures and the crapital hillbillies have been enabling the regulatory failure for decades!

DAGNABIT! We need not only more and stronger regulation of the corpoRATe criminals. WE NEED REGULATORY AGENCIES OPERATED IN SUCH A WAY AS TO ENFORCE THE REGULATIONS! We do not have that and if anyone still needs proof that our regulatory agencies are a failure, I suggest you take a look at the roles played by the failed regulatory agencies in the two latest disasters to hit us, the bankster produced crash of the world economy and the bee pee spill baby spill!

FAGETABOWDIT! This all begs the question who really needs to do all this ass kicking? My answer is simply we all need to start kicking ass! Now I know there are those out there reading this that don’t believe they have the ability to kick any ass, but I’m here to tell ya THAT YOU CAN KICK ASS TOO! Whose ass should YOU start with? START BY KICKING THE ASS OF YOUR EMPLOYEES! Those feckless appaRATchiks YOUR senators and congressperson! Below is my latest little letter to my misrepresentatives in washingtOOn. YOU SHOULD SEND ONE TOO! Feel free to copy and past mine  or use it as a basis for your own message! You can send your message, or even an already written one that in fact my message is very loosely based on, to YOUR misrepresentatives in washingtOOn by clicking the following link:

American Rights at Work website

Yo, feckless appaRATchiks!

There is a revolution brewing. If a dirty dem seat held by a corpoRATe whore blew dog in anti-union arkansas can be successfully challenged, then your seat up here in zoo york can be too! Ya better listen, the job you save may be your own!

MANY of us, myself included, are sick of the dirty dem, neolib, right of center agenda of the dino blew dogs. That agenda, which closely mirrors the dirty dem “leadership” agenda is an abject FAILURE! Only with the all hands on corpoRATe deck last minuet push, did that blanche blew dog barely two face two step to a win. That dance step ain’t gonna work everywhere! It’s become much harder to CONvince the suckergencia™ to vote dirty dem!

This past Tuesday, voters sent a clear message to corpoRATe bought and prayed for feckless appaRATchik blanche lincoln: stand against working families, and you’ll pay for it at the ballot box. Even though blinkin’  lincoln barely won in the end, she paid a steep price for voting against her constituents time and time again. I hope feckless appaRATchiks of both parties take that lesson to heart.

We know washingtOOn is broken. That’s why it’s already such a bad year for incumbents. Voters have had enough of feckless appaRATchiks who put corpoRATe interests ahead of their constituents interests.

We need to hold the thieving banksters accountable. We need real solutions to the climate crisis that create millions of green jobs and prevent future oil spills and climate change. We need to pass new laws that protect worker safety, and make damn sure the the regulatory agencies are on the job making industry responsible for the safety of their employees. In the deaths of the 11 workers in the bee pee disaster, and the many deaths in natural gas and coal mine disasters osha dropped the ball just as badly as the mms did! How many more working folks need DIE before YOU will take REAL ACTION!?  The now worthless alphabet soup keystone kops like osha, mms, sec, etc. NEED IMMEDIATELY BE PUT ON NOTICE THAT THEIR TOTALLY LAX OVERSIGHT WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED!

We need to make sure workers get real labor law reform: the choice to join a union without fear of intimidation or being fired. That card check bill we were promised? Ya dropped it like a hot potato right after your boy statusQUObama gained the oval orifice, huh? That ain’t gonna play well!

There is no place in washingtOOn for feckless appaRATchiks who use their positions of power to rubber-stamp the policies of the us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs, the scheming banksters, industrial mass murderer dirty oil thugs like bee pee and industrial mass murderers like massy energy. I’ll be watching your votes carefully to make sure you represent my interests.

The time has come for the dirty dems to make a choice. Either you can continue to fail us and be removed from office, or you can at the very least do what you say you’re gonna do during election campaigns, like card check, close gitmo, end the war, REAL HEALTH CARE REFORM VIA SINGLE PAYER, not this phony “down payment” bill you bunch passed, etc. This paying lip service during election years, then reneging once elected is over. PUT UP OR GET OUTTA washingtOOn! I predict that statusQUObama is a one term pony, unless he starts living up to his loose change poetics and gives us REAL CHANGE! Thus far he, and the rest of the dirty dem elected officials, including you, have completely FAILED US!

Now I know that only two of the three elected officials I’m sending this message to are admitted blew dogs, but I think the other one should receive honorary blew dog emeritus status! Really you bunch keep letting us down, you are all gonna wind up center stage in your own political missa pro defunctis, and the fat lady is about to sing! A political career is a terrible thing to waste! Why bother running if all you’re gonna do is rubber-stamp the same old status quo?

If all we are gonna get from electing dirty dems is a moldy chunk of bipartisan cheeeeeeeze, we might as well vote for filthy repubs, or not even bother to vote at all! That’s the real problem you dirty dems are facing in upcoming elections. How you gonna CONvince the suckergencia™ to bother to vote at all, never mind vote dirty dem!

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

Fluffy, the blew dog dirty dem poodle

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I have so many asses to kick we will be doing a forth “whose ass to kick” post scheduled for this Monday! Hell, this ass kicking series may take us right on through the next election, there being so many asses to kick!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 11, 2010.

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