KO stops greasing the weezer as chris matthews thighs stop tingling: the worm has turned for statusQUObama!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:

1. hope
2. change
3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the above video is what I have missed for YEARS! REAL reporting! WTG KO, Howard and Chris! FINALLY the press is taking statusQUObama to task for his loose change poetics! I can rest a bit easier knowing that people who are paid to report the failures of those idiots in washingtOOn are doing it now and then. For those who are wondering about the “greasing the weezer” reference. If you play this blog backwards you will hear  “the weezer is statusQUObama.” MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SONOFABUSH! I agree with everything said in the above video, however I have one more thing I wanna trash. I’ll start with this:

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

DAGNABIT! MORE FUCKING bipartisanship? That’s the last thing we need! It was the filthy repubs who started the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish!

FAGETABOWDIT! I’m sure YOU can find other things wrong with this speech. If you have yet to see it here’s the whole damn thing:

One last thing to hit last night’s speech with:

Nonsensical Nondescript Gibberish Generalization Cream Pie!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are glad that the press is finally taking statusQUObama to task for his failures! Hopefully they will also take statusQUObama to task such as the disaster of a war and all our other problems. I’ve had enough of the obamapologists! I hope YOU are ready to hold some washingtOOn feet to the fire!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

1. dems take back white house CHECK √
2. dems take back senate CHECK √
3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

• That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
• That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
• That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
• That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
• That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 16, 2010.