statusQUObama sez: “Change in personnel, but not a change in policy” It’s co-joined twins of the apocalypse déjà vu all over again!

ethically challenged statusQUObama is asking us for “the willing suspension of disbelief” all over again!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, just what we don’t need from statusQUObama. A failed blast from the past:

FOUR STAR SHEMP (aka general sargent schultz) I know nothing, NOTHING!

Yup, general mccrystal lite is OUT and general sargent schultz is back IN! ACK!

SONOFABUSH! Oh no, patraeus meat loaf again! Did statusQUObama really have to bring in laBUSHanostra’s shemp? You mean to tell me the best statusQUObama could find was this retread?

DAGNABIT! One would think that patsy patraeus would have wised up from his experience in iraq and bowed outta this shit command before statusQUObama stuck him with it, but no. Now we are gonna have to hear how pataeus has heeded the call and all that duty nonsense!

FAGETABOWDIT! The truth is statusQUObama brought patraeus in because everyone know that patsy knows how to dummy up! That is why we call patraeus general sargent schultz. In his disgraceful refusal to answer questions at his recent congressional hearing, bee pee ceo tony ” baloney” haywire was merely channeling patraeus who when last he stood before a congressional hearing  on iraq pulled the “I know nothing, nothing” sargent schultz routine too! Take a look at this video of events in 2007. There is a senator questioning patraeus about the mess in iraq. That now former senator has a role in the current mess in afghanistan.

As you watch the following video replace the word iraq as used in the video with the word afghanistan and then you’ll see how it is now both statusQUObama and patraeus who must answer to the present mess in both iraq and afghanistan!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are experiencing co-joined twins of the apocalypse déjà vu all over again…

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 24, 2010.

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