ClapSo’s Quotable Quotes Number One

Well Cricketeers, this is the first edition of what will be another semi-regular feature here at ClapSotronics. Lets start with some really interesting quotes from the famous mccrystal lite rolling stone article that got very little play on the corpoRATe teevee snooozzee™

  • “A senior military official stationed in Afghanistan told the article’s author, Michael Hastings: “There’s a possibility we could ask for another surge of US forces next summer if we see success here.
  • mcchrystal lite’s chief of operations major general bill mayville described the war in Afghanistan as unwinnable: “It’s not going to look like a win, smell like a win or taste like a win. This is going to end in an argument.”
  • a senior advisor to mcchrystal characterized the war in afghanistan thus: “If Americans pulled back and started paying attention to this war, it would become even less popular.”

filthy repub's biggest dick

How about this g’dubya’s dick in the hospital fest by:

whisper1111 on twitter (#FF!):

  • cheney hospital stay proves to rest of the world that we treat our war criminals with dignity
  • how about sending BP to fix cheney’s heart?
  • rep barton apologizes to cheney family for hospital not having a special war criminal unit
  • cheney family cheer dick up by showing slides of gulf oil disaster
  • hospital reports cheney holy water burns healing nicely
  • liz cheney should be introduced as the “child dad didn’t eat”
  • i’d appreciate it if dems would set their standard higher than just being better than the GOP

That’s just a small sampling of whisper1111’s BRILLIANCE!

On her Beginning blog Anita Wirawan has a kick ass post of Julian Assange quotes. She also has created the Julian Assange Random Quote Generator Here’s a small sample:

  • The aim of Wikileaks is to achieve just reform around the world and do it through the mechanism of transparency.
  • What does censorship reveal? It reveals fear.
  • Our particular view on the mechanism of transparency is to selectively go after material that is concealed. Because organizations that have material and want to conceal it are giving off a signal that they believe there will be reform if that material is released.
  • The aim of Wikileaks is to achieve just reform around the world and do it through the mechanism of transparency
  • We know for sure that one big media company in the US had the ‘Collateral Murder’ video for years and did not release it.
  • So secret planning is secret usually for a reason, because if it’s abusive it is opposed. It is our task to find secret abuse plans and expose them where they can be opposed before they’re implemented. Because if they’re exposed by the implementation -by people suffering from that abuse- then the abuse has already occured and it’s too late

Dave Weigel, now sadly a former washingtOOn post reporter. Quit because the following quotes were published by two right wingnut reporters at that same fish wrap! I apologize to Mr. Weigel for posting these as he wished them to remain private. But since they were already published AND I THINK MR. WEIGEL WAS SPOT ON RIGHT IN WHAT HE SAID. Here is a sample:

  • This would be a vastly better world to live in if Matt Drudge decided to handle his emotional problems more responsibly, and set himself on fire
  • It’s all very amusing to me, two hundred screaming Ron Paul fanatics couldn’t get their man into the Fox News New Hampshire GOP debate, but Fox News is pumping around the clock to get Paultard Tea Party people on TV

I’m only sorry that Mr. Weigal felt the need to censor himself and not publish such thoughts in the fish wrap he formally wrote for!

For those who want the latest up to the minute info on bee pee’s spill baby spill, #FF spill_updates Here’s a small sample:

  • still gushing
  • still spilling
  • nope, hasn’t stopped yet

I’ll end this post with the Ralph Waldo Emerson quote I start most of  my daily posts with:

  • The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you have enjoyed this first ever edition of ClapSo’s Quotable Quotes. We intend to make this a semi-regular feature of this blog, and we hope you will join us for our regular daily blog posts!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 28, 2010.

7 Responses to “ClapSo’s Quotable Quotes Number One”

  1. Hi Clapso,

    Dick Cheney: seeing that his heart has “rusted out” from lack of use, it needs some oil to get it grinding again. BP does have an oceanful of oil to spare.

    Stanley McChrystal: why is everyone so critical on him? He had been sent in to do a job, an impossible task it can be said. To be able to do the best he can he wrote back to the Defense Secretary. Eventually when he felt there had been no response, he went public with it.

    That is best described as whistleblowing. Robert Gates it is reported has said, “Ideally, it’s better for military advice to come up through the chain of command”. McChrystal did go through the chain of command.

    Unfortunately, the chain of command tops out at the White House – which has a differnt political agenda. On one hand Obama administration wants a successful Afghanistan campaign, but to appease the public they do not want to commit more troops if and when necessary.

    I feel McChrystal is being victimised for criticising the White House for failing to tackle the issue more quickly.

    Just because they are military, you boys and girls in Afghanistan is being expected to “not to reason why, but to do and die policy”.

    This is the 21st century – not the age of Crimean War. McChrystal did not want your troops to sacrifice their lives just so Obama administration can remain in power.

    • Hi littleindian!

      Sorry it took me so long to reply to your as always excellent comment!

      On dick and oil LMFAO!

      On mccrystal lite, we hate him because he didn’t go public with it, a very smart reporter outed what was said. mccrystal had no intention of letting the truth out. If he had done it himself, he would have been a hero!

      statusQUObama has already increased the number of troops. He has also escalated the war with attacks over the border in afghanistan and is the first president in US history to openly sanction assassination of alleged al qaeda. This is not what most of us want and expect from our government!

      Idiots like mccrystal and statusQUObama could not care less about our young people in uniform. My oldest son wears that uniform and he has already done two tours over there! I want him and all his fellow military personnel home now! More then half of my countrymen agree with me on this!

      The scientifically impossible I do right away
      The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

  2. Hi Clapso,
    I think I may have misunderstood the situation.

    I have read these, and

    – I am still confused by the Rolling Stone article. I struggle to find a purpose of the report. To me it seems it does not understand the AfPak problem.

    I conclude that McChrystal wanted to up the war, while Obama wants to reduce/withdraw in time for his next election. David Cameron is also withdrawing troops by the next UK elections.

    A withdrawl strategy only to meet a political deadline somehow does not seem right.

    • Hi littleindian,
      At this point there is simply no good reason to stay. This has become the longest war in US history. It’s time for our troops to come home…

      The scientifically impossible I do right away
      The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    • There will be no real withdrawal. Polls indicate that the American people do not want to be fighting in Iraq, so the President tells them what they want to hear.

      Remember LBJ? Remember Nixon? Remember Reagan? Clinton? Every one of them promised a “withdrawal”, but reneged. The Forever War against the world continues.

      The Empire is not yet prepared to withdraw from its position of global dominance…

      • You are right as always Guy, but our job is to see to it that the empire has no choice but to end it’s disaster of a war and all it’s other failures. There are more of us then there are of them…

        The scientifically impossible I do right away
        The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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