A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Economic “Recovery” (it never happened!)


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the big bullshitters in washingtOOn, including that bullshitter in chief statusQUObama, have been claiming we are in an economic “recovery” period. Anyone reading this believe that bullshit?

THE TRUTH IS THE WORLD ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER AND HAS BEEN STUCK THERE SINCE DECEMBER 2007! The banksters and other corpoRATe thieves, having been “set free” by the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish ran amok and screwed us all!

SONOFABUSH! statusQUObama and his merry band of ethically challenged neolib klinton klan hillbillies CONvinced the suckergencia™ that their too little, too late “stimulus package” was all that was needed to get us out of the economic disaster. IT WAS NOT ENOUGH! There were claims that the  “stimulus package” was the largest they could do because of “bipartisan” wrangling in congress. YUP! You know how we symbolize that “bipartisan” bullshit on this blog:

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

Of course the filthy repubs are bot gonna be out failed by the dirty dems! comrade chairman of the house unrepublican activities committee bon bon was quoted thusly:

“Ensuring there’s enough money to pay for the war will require reforming the country’s entitlement system, boehner said.”

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, June 29, 2010

Yesterday bon bon proposed we increase the retirement age to 70 and limit Social Security benefits to pay for the war in afghanistan. I got a better idea, why don’t we give bon bon a hole in his head cause we need more pork barrel military spending like we need a hole in the head! HEY bon bon, how about we end the disaster of a war TO PAY FOR VERY MUCH NEEDED SOCIAL SPENDING! THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR THAT IDIOT statusQUObama! He has been right there screwing us from the oval orifice since he got elected. HOW ABOUT IT statusQUObama, ya gonna end the disaster of a war and cut military spending? We could sorely use a PEACE DIVIDEND ABOUT NOW!

The cuts to social spending are even affecting HOMELESS VETS! The beloved military personnel (what the fuck happened to support the troops?) of the dogs in washingtOOn are being allowed to live homeless on the street because really shitty fools in the senate are refusing to fund much needed benefits. The following video says it all:

If those dogs in washingtOOn are willing to screw military vets, what do you think they gonna do to the rest of us?

DAGNABIT! This SICK “bipartisanship” ain’t enough for statusQUObama! Now he and his cohort consisting of the other nineteen g20 power elite thugs have come up with a “new economic plan” that was the REAL PLAN ALL ALONG! AUSTERITY BUDGETS! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DON’T YA? That means they will be cutting EVERYTHING BUT the pork barrel military budget! YUP! YOU WILL BE GETTING YOUR GOVERNMENT SERVICES CUT WHILE the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn continue to spend like drunken sailors on leave via the bloated, wasteful, out of control pentagon budget!

FAGETABOWDIT! statusQUObama will now be running around the country aboard air force one attempting to CONvince the suckergencia™ that massive cuts in social spending, in order to continue massive pork barrel military spending, is what is good for YOU! Time for statusQUObama to put away his excuse catechism! WE AT ClapSotronics CALL YOU ON THIS BULLSHIT statusQUObama! YOU BASTARDS in washingtOOn all card carrying members of the co-joined twins of the apocalypse aka the party of the syphilitic jackass AND the party of the syphilitic pachyderm have run to the political cellar for a nip of deficit whine far to often! You bunch of dogs want an “austerity budget?” WELL OK, YOU GOT IT! HERE’S AN EASY AND QUICK WAY TO CUT THE NATIONAL DEPT AND TURN THE DEFICIT INTO A PERMANENT SURPLUS:


Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!

As “commander and chief” statusQUObama can do this by executive order. No need to bother with the congress on this. No excuse that the filthy repubs will block it! This can and should be done immediately and statusQUObama is the one who should should be blamed if he continues to fail us in this way!

The following video shows what the suckergencia™ looks like when they take part in the political economy disaster game run by the power elite dogs:

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU are not gonna let the power elite bastards in washingtOOn continue to screw us all! As with all our posts, there are several other cost saving ideas listed in the rest of this post below:

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 30, 2010.

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