It is High Time the Winter of OUR Discontent Become a NOT SO Silent Spring of ACTION!

statusQUObama’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, a dozen hearty souls braved the 25 degree temp and snow flurries to make our first UticaUnCut protest a success! We got a very good response from passers by, including one man who said he would close his bank of america account when we explained they are tax dodgers! The after party was great, and the bands really kicked ass! Hope to see ya all at our next event!

There are a million ways to protest and a really good one is to do it on tv in front of millions of people like this:

“Three years after a horrific financial crisis caused by massive fraud, not a single financial executive has gone to jail and that’s wrong.” – Charles Ferguson, after winning a much deserved Oscar for the documentary “Inside Job”

Nice job on the film! Nice job on the Oscar! Very nice job sticking it to the banksters!

“We must close union offices, confiscate their money and put their leaders in prison. We must reduce workers salaries and take away their right to strike.”- adolf hitler, May 2, 1933

SONOFABUSH! Speaking of union busting nazi pigs. The koch suckers over at astroturf lobbying site americans for disparity got their asses swabbed by a well deserved DDoS carpet bombing with the compliments of our righteous peeps Anonymous! If YOU wanna kick some koch sucker ass yourself. Here’s an easy little boycott list:

  • georgia-pacific paper and pulp company, maker of brawny paper towels, angel soft toilet paper, mardi gras napkins and towels and quilted northern toilet paper.
  • invista, a polymer and fibers company that makes stainmaster carpet, and lycra fiber, among other products.

DAGNABIT! The two above are not the only koch sucker companies. If YOU have a fave you would like to add to the boycott list, drop it in a comment to this post! In case you don’t know, the thieving billionaire koch brothers are the money behind those astroturfers over at americans for disparity. The brothers koch sucker also bankroll syphilitic tea baggers like little snotty walker, the soon to be ex-gov of Wisconsin! If you’re like me and you hate right wing nut douche bags, you hate the ethically challenged brothers koch with every rotten tooth in your lack of health insurance mouth!

FAGETABOWDIT! Wanna help our righteous peeps taking part in the CHEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEE revolution in MAD AS HELL Wisconsin?

To supply protesters with WATER contact Capitol Center Foods at (608) 255-2616.

To supply protesters with FOOD contact:

Silver Mine Subs at (608) 286-1000

Ian’s Pizza at (608) 257-9248

Pizza Di Roma at (608) 268-0900

or Asian Kitchen at (608) 255-0571.

To supply protesters with LAUNDRY SERVICES contact Lazy Bones Laundry and Storage at (877) 215-2105

If  ya wanna let cnn and msnbc know you are unhappy with the sudden suspicious blackout of coverage of the CHEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEE revolution use these links:

This one gives you a nice choice of ways to bitch at cnn:

This one just gives you an online contact form and snail mail address to bitch at msnbc:

Please do complain! After all, satan’s right wing nut jobs at fox snooze are giving full coverage support to soon to be recalled and booted out of orifice, gov little snotty walker. The least cnn and msnbc can do is take on their rivals at fox snooze!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are pleased to announce that we have replaced our old tag line:

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer


It’s high time the winter of our discontent
become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on February 28, 2011.

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