From bern dank memes, to che guevara t-shirts and the godot proletariat …
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
DAGNABIT! If one more bernvicim calls me or anyone else a “reactionary” I’m gonna get out the Louisville Slugger! In any case, being a “reactionary”doesn’t make me a bad person, AMIRITE?
SONOFABUSH! The soKILLists are as full of shit as the crapitalists. Does anyone else remember THIS asshole:
FAGETABOWDIT! The only difference between stalin and statusQUObama is statusQUObama uses drones to commit his political murders and war crimes while stalin preferred to use tanks and bombers!
Why in the world anyone would believe putting the gubmint employed corpoRATe assholes in charge of the economy would be any better then having the corpoRATe employed corpoRATe assholes in charge of the economy?
The problem is the corpoRATe assholes are in charge! anyhooooooooo, here’s a poem for the bernvictims and other red brigade hipsters:
“Attention: Subdivision Revolutionaries” by ClapSo
The revolution will NOT happen at the mall
All your middle class whining will be for naught:
Because the “socialists” are the collegiate bourgeois
Arguing about which dead “revolutionary”
Has the most bitichin’ beard
In suburban coffee houses
While waiting for the Godot proletariat
To rise up
That’s what they consider some sort of plan?
Fuck you very much…
There is a stalinist expansion
Of the socialist book shelf
At your friendly strip mall alternative book store
You’ll find it in the back
Right next to the anarchist cook book collection
There will be a bounce house in the form
Of an exact replica of lenin’s tomb
At the next socialist party picnic!
Organic green smoothies will be served
To wash down your grass fed, free range burger
Please drive your daddy’s BMW safely
There is plenty of free parking
In the trotsky memorial parking lot
berniebait brand reality distortion pills
Take two and you’ll think you’re a socialist…
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are thrilled that we’re getting back into the swing of blogging. We are remembering how to do fancy HTML formatting and other blog tricks. Special thanks to the following bloggers for helping us through some ‘puter probs on the wordpress support boards. Click their names to visit their excellent Blogs! Except for furioussnail who’s link brings us to an empty page hehehehehe…
It’s bloggers like those above who make our wordpress one of the best communities ever…
become the not so silent spring of ACTION!