Reflections on the insistence that I must “catch flies with honey.”

Time to give the dem and repub suckergencia™ some of that tough love…

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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Dearest dem and repub voters. Insisting that I have to kiss your stupid fucking asses in order to “catch more flies with honey” is only gonna get you a stiff kick in the fat ass.

DAGNABIT!

I don’t trust either the dems or repubs to run themselves a warm bath, never mind the whole damned country. That goes double for the morons who vote for either party. You must burn yourselves every time you use hot running water!

FAGETABOWDIT!

This past election I voted for: Single payer healthcare, college debt forgiveness, a 50% reduction in military spending, an end to wars, etc. I voted Green.

SONOFABUSH!

The suckers who voted for killary and trumpty dumpty voted for more war and military spending, and more corpoRATe bailouts just like we got from g’dubya shrub and statusQUObama. DON’T YOU HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS FROM THE LAST TWO WAR CRIMINALS YOU VOTED IN? When will you learn?

BUDABING!

I’m here to tell you bunch who voted for either trumpty dumpty or killary, you are idiots. I’m not here to coddle you morons, just to let you know you are now gonna get the fucking you deserve . . . YET AGAIN FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!

It’s only a shame so many innocent people all over the world will have to suffer death and injury via military mass murder, because you assholes voted the “lesser evil” again!

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Sooooooooooo sorry if I hurt your little feelings. However:

We must ceaselessly hammer the dems and repubs, along with their suckergencia™ with the full measure of responsibility they’ve earned in committing and supporting such policies and agenda as those which lead to war crimes. The time for playing nice, nice with the bloody handed is over! We clearly have not two enemies: The dems and repubs. But one enemy, the power elite, with two competing marketing gimmicks called the dems and repubs.

That they sell us the same failed war crime and corpoRATe bailout policies and agenda should be quite clear to even the stupidest among us by now.

Where I come from we SWAT flies…

Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: Here comes four more years of disastrous, standard substandard dem and repub policies. The same as the last almost four decades. Death and deprivation on a stick…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: Of all the mix and match subgroups on the internets. The over inked and pierced, free range, organic, fair trade, sjw, vegan, anarcho-crapitalist, cyber-utopian hipsters are the lowest form of life…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are not here to convince idiots of every kind to agree with us. We are here to find those who already agree with us so we shouldn’t get lonely…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

~ by ClapSo on January 2, 2017.

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