Just Another Thursday in bernvictimville… #5

On tomorrows washingtOOn “protests:” It’s to be hippie tie dye drag vs. biker drag? Let the battle of the fashion statements begin!


Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

 ClapSotronics Official Motto: MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

What we won’t get from this face off between hippie tie dye drag wearing statusQUObama fans, aka bernvictims and biker drag wearing trumpty dumpty fans. Is a real issues based debate.

statusQUObama and trumpty dumpty agree on all the major issues:

Military spending: More, more, more
Single payer health care: No, no, no
corpoRATe bailouts: More, more, more
Raise the min. wage to $15: No, no, no…

But issues be damned! The various identiterian cults and cabals will be out in full force to take part in this half assed bastard child of an easter parade. This political season it’s all about the fucking hats doncha know:


On gender:

The she woman, man hating, tit flashers for killary vs. the he man, ammosexual, pussy grabbers for trumpty dumpty.


On race:

The “statusQUObama admin was the culmination of doctor king’s dream” house negroes vs. the “uncle ben carson’s rags to riches success story proves crapitalism works for us” tap dancing sambos.


On class:

“The Godot proletariat will raise up via education” subdivision revolutionaries vs. the “we don’ needs none a dat book learnin'” auto parts store clerks for the corpoRATe status quo.

Does anyone really believe this pageant of the absurd will matter?


Does anyone else remember how successful these soft, weak, work within the system, nonviolent mass protests were in ending the ongoing criminal wars? I marched in these during both the g’dubya shrub and statusQUObama admins.  THE WARS RAGE ON!


Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: These one day events will have zero effect on the policies and agenda of the entrenched corpoRATe power elite in washingtOOn…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: On the trumpty dumpty inauguration protests: I can’t wait to see who wins the coveted best costume award!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I won’t be wasting our time on these useless mass rallies any more…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

~ by ClapSo on January 19, 2017.

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