Just Another Tuesday in trumptydumptystan…#5

•January 10, 2017 • Leave a Comment
It’s only been two months since he was elected, and I’m already bored with trumpty dumpty…
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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Besides the russians, russians, russians bullshit. The dems ain’t helping matters. Boring!

I can’t believe the best the dems can come up with is this tired hypocrisy at the golden globes! Come on dems, fight for your dying party’s life!

From the neither regions of trumpty dumpty’s own party comes the call to ban russian vodka. What next, freedom dressing? What a yawn fest!

DAGNABIT!

We are getting all kinds of rumors concerning the appointments of corpoRATe weasels to the trumpty dumpty admin, but who didn’t expect that? YAWN! And there is also the expected nepotism as his every useless family member gets a gubmint job.

SONOFABUSH!

There’s all kinds of buzz that trumpty dumpty is firing a slew of appaRATchiks and those of us in the know, expect that. Ya don’t think statusQUObama kept g’dubya shrub’s jesus university grads on when he came in, do ya?

FAGETABOWDIT!

The idiots who voted trumpty dumpty into orifice, are shocked, shocked I tell you, that the US tax payers will be paying for trumpty dumpty’s wall, not Mexico. This is the kind of thing that will lead to trumpty dumpty being shot by his own troops. He made promises he can’t keep, so down he will go. Still, it’s taking longer then I expected.

BUDABING!

I was hoping the train wreck would have been in full swing by now…

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Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: This is what’s happening in Mexico right now, and coming soon to trumptydumptystan:

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: To my palate, holy cow is the most delectable BBQ of all…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are ready to kill it with fire…

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Reflections on golden globe Hypocrisy

•January 9, 2017 • Leave a Comment
Where was the outrage for war criminal statusQUObama’s policies and agenda?
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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Gee, I wish these hollywood types would have held the war criminal statusQUObama to a higher standard. Instead they supported the weasel who bailed out the banksters and through eight years of utterly failed policies and agenda. Lead the dems to exactly the outcome they deserved this past November.

DAGNABIT!

Among other things since becoming president, Barack Obama has:

The above bullet point list originally published at: https://www.stpete4peace.org/obama-fact-sheet

SONOFABUSH!

Most of the asshats currently whining a blue streak either condoned the failed policies and agenda of statusQUObama by their silence, or even worse FULLY SUPPORTED THEM!

FAGETABOWDIT!

It’s time to either come out full force against the failed policies and agenda of BOTH the dems and repubs, or shut the fuck up!
BUDABING!

The fact that he is leaving orifice with the repub pigs in control of both houses and the executive branch WILL BE statusQUObama’s LEGACY!

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Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: trumpty dumpty will be shot by his own troops…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: It’s high time for a Molotov cocktail hour, with Robespierre ball to follow. The dirty dems and filthy repubs can come clutching poor vintage bottles of deficit whine…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I want you to #demexit #votegreen

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ClapSoVerse™ #3…

•January 6, 2017 • Leave a Comment

This being the over tanned poetic musings of a bum on the beach of experience…

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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

THINGS THAT GO FAST!

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Reflections on Se7enth Heaven by ClapSo

For those of us
For whom
A HANS device
Is some sort of German rhyme scheme

The 2016 NASCAR championship
Will be
A big “SOOOOOOOO WHAT?”

But, for those of us
For whom
The smell of burning rubber and spilled race fuel
Has become an acquired taste

WE ARE IN AWE
AS Jimmie Johnson
And his 48 team
Enter the Pantheon

The se7enth heaven trinity
As it now stands
In order of ascension:

Richard Petty

Dale Earnhardt SR.

Jimmie Johnson

But before I reach my big finish
Hat tip to Carl Edwards
For his championship move
Trophy or not

Post crash he proved
Yet again
He’s the class of the field

And to all the young drivers
Xfinti in number

NASCAR ride or dirt track slider
I’m happy to say:

You’ll get your chance
In due time
To enter se7enth heaven

Just look at
Sliced bread and Chase
To name but two
Ably representing your class

For inspiration
And perhaps a peek at what’s to come
Your way on the tilted highway
Next year, or beyond

All that said
I must relate
Jimmie now has a date
With number #ei8ht

Drivers, start your engines…

BOOM CONFETTI!

 

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Reflections on the Art Industrial Complex By ClapSo

Once a star is born, and from them their work is shorn
It becomes about THEM and not THAT

The patronage of the halt, the lame, the blind then
Does render their heat and light, lukewarm and murky

It is not a possessed molten ball of hydrogen
I ever sought to be

But an eccentric orbit dirty snowball
Pointing my tail like an upraised middle finger

At all who would steal my work
And ensconce it in their crushing black hole treasure houses

As if the simulated gravitas of their manufactured singularity
Could ever truly waylay such as me

Flying free in my massive ellipses
Cold as ice and up to my ass in fertile creative muck

My mercurial aspect, ever shifting scope
Renders their pitiful event horizon meaningless

For it is the light speed privilege of those like me
To seed the perhaps still earthbound souls of those yet to come

In hope that they shall break the surly bonds of moneyed mass
To instead travel the deep black expanse free of creative consumptive judgement

Mayhaps to come full oval, to seed the next generation of perhaps still earthbound souls
By pointing their own middle finger tail in angry triumph

At the seemingly endless supply
Of covetous, clutching, credentialed, authoritarian, management cretins

Who ever attempt to rob from us of our very purpose:
To speak without their limits!

To simply render them as null as they are fully void!
Fuck their star machine, and may all their stars go super nova . . . KABOOM!

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The X-15: Party Gone Out of Bounds by ClapSo

She rose aloft
Snug under her big mama’s wing

At height she was ceremoniously
Kicked out of her nest
To soar alone, but beloved
Higher and faster then even her B-52 mom could dance

Tripping the light fantastic
Her on board lover strapped in her gentle embrace

Guarded against that jealous bitch goddess gravity
And her sometimes evil twin inertia
Those scheming two ever trying to play the spoiler
To break our young couple apart

She with a great set of gams
He, gentle and careful at the first
But then their song comes over the radio
GO FOR ROCKET BURN!

Her engineer daddies, having raised her right
Hopeful, yet maybe a bit worried back at home base
Watched as their little girl then blossomed into womanhood
Dancing with the stars did they!

At apogee crescendo her first of 199 proms half over
The lovers floated weightless, almost lost to this earth
Just then a new song came over the speakers
GO FOR REENTRY BURN!

So back to Terra firma they did come, screaming across that 3D dance floor
He promised to have her home before midnight after all
To Brooklyn slide onto the Mud Lake driveway
Back into the loving embrace of her slipstick papas

Exhausted and spent the lovers bid a fond goodnight
A peck on the cheek and a wink
Awaiting perhaps, the next cotillion
When they would again dance deep into the night…

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Round Trip Rocket by ClapSo

She’s a stout ship
Tall as she is lean

Though sans captain
The star we steer her by: Ol’ Sol
Beams with delight at her glory

Shot she was deep into the night
Only to return from whence she came

In a rumble of fire and smoke
Light right on home target she did

Ready for her next trip
back to space or perhaps into
America’s attic

The Smithsonian

To take her well deserved place
Along side
The others of her kind

Our stairway steps
To the rest of our galaxy
And beyond…

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The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you enjoyed this visit to our verse…

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Gentle Snowfall in Utica, NY

•January 6, 2017 • Leave a Comment

As the snow gently falls
The magic of the Earth
Is made plain and clear…

Just Another Thursday in bernvictimville… #3

•January 5, 2017 • Leave a Comment

From the idiots who brought you eight years of statusQUObama, from the morons who brought you the killary/dem party neolib cliff jump: “The Resistance!”

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it’s too fucking funny really…

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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Where were these “resisters” when statusQUObama was giving us eight years of war crimes laced with corpoRATe bailouts?

SUPPORTING THAT SHIT in the oval orifice!

DAGNABIT!

Where were they as the jobs disappeared and wages dropped?

SUPPORTING THAT SHIT in the oval orifice!

SONOFABUSH!

Where were they when people were losing their homes to bankster repos? 

SUPPORTING THAT SHIT in the oval orifice!

FAGETABOWDIT!

And now they want us to join their dem-centric “resistance” to trumpty dumpty?

Fuck no! He’s your problem!

BUDABING!

Keith buddy, I love ya like a brother. You are one of the most brilliant people on the planet. However, you were always wrong about the dems in past, and still are. They suck!

Move away from em or jump off the neolib cliff with em, your choice. Do you really wanna take a chance on this being the featured pic in your obit:

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If statusQUObama had, in 2009:

  • Refused to bail out the banksters and instead jailed them
  • Ended the wars and cut the military budget
  • Given us the single payer healthcare he said he was for as a senator
  • Raised the minimum wage to $15

There wouldn’t have been enough left of the repub party to fill a thimble. trumpty dumpty won because of the complete failure the dems and statusQUObama have been, and that includes the queen of failure, killary…

Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: A certain well respected Green Party candidate will have as much luck convincing the bernvictims who are taking part in this “resistance” nonsense to go Green. As she had getting them to vote for her in November: Little to none…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: The obamabots (aka killarybots aka bernvictims) and the trumpsters deserve each other. I hope this leads to gun play, with substantial casualties suffered by both despicable sides…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are making the popcorn and settling in to watch the world burn…

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On Midwinter Restoratives ClapSoCuisine™ #4

•January 4, 2017 • Leave a Comment
It’s a great time of year to soup it up…
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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Forgive me if I commit culinary heresy by including stews as soups, but to me anything served by the bowlful and eaten with a spoon falls into the range of what is soup.

All items pictured below were cooked, photographed, and eaten by ClapSo…

Let’s start with breakfast, or is it dessert?

After a day out on the slopes, there’s noting like split pea to warm us up!

A little lentil goes a long way…

Or how about we go for the gusto and throw in more then one kind of bean?

And for a kingly feast on a midwinter’s eve, a filling bowl of this:

Or perhaps we have someone special over and wish to make fancy out of simple…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope this post sticks to your ribs…

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Just Another Tuesday in trumptydumptystan…#4

•January 3, 2017 • Leave a Comment

These right wing idiots think the way to save the sinking ship of state is to punch more holes in the hull to let the water out…

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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

The trumpsters are ready to slink into washingtOOn as they beckon us to a glorious past that never really existed. They fully intend to take us back to the 1920s, back to hooverville and the lead up to world war.

DAGNABIT!

Won’t these idiots ever learn? Allowing the pig rich to hoard ever more by throwing the rest of us deeper and deeper into poverty is a disastrous plan. They always promise better days to come, but that never happens. It didn’t happen during the gilded age of the 1800’s. It didn’t happen during the roaring 20’s. raygun’s morning in america became a long boon and bust nightmare with repeated, murderous, now permanent and ongoing wars as the result. Now here comes trumpty dumpty and cohort to give us more of the same…

SONOFABUSH!

They should know by now that trickle down with tax cuts for the rich and all that raygunomics bullshit are a complete failure! Wages go lower, and lower, and lower. Prices go higher, and higher, and higher. The rich get ever richer, while the rest of us get ever poorer.

FAGETABOWDIT!

MORE military spending, MORE? WTF? They fritter away our treasure on f-35 fighters which can’t fly at night or in the rain. 1.5 trillion dollars wasted on that piece of shit. They then claim single payer healthcare for all is too expensive. The only consolation in all this is that trumpty dumpty and his cohort are likely to bring the whole  failed global economy to its knees. There simply isn’t any way their asinine policies and agenda can lead to anything but an utter and complete crash. There will be much suffering from the actions of these idiots. However, this time maybe the suckergencia™ will finally wise up and kick the whole bloody lot to the curb, maybe…

BUDABING!
Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: BOOM!

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ship of state done blowed up

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: The acme anvil and rocket works has been working overtime on kim jong un’s latest missile. That baby has fins and everything…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I would like to say as relates to trumpty dumpty: Just what we need, another engineer!

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