Just Another Tuesday in trumptydumptystan…#5

It’s only been two months since he was elected, and I’m already bored with trumpty dumpty…

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto™: MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

Besides the russians, russians, russians bullshit. The dems ain’t helping matters. Boring!

I can’t believe the best the dems can come up with is this tired hypocrisy at the golden globes! Come on dems, fight for your dying party’s life!

From the neither regions of trumpty dumpty’s own party comes the call to ban russian vodka. What next, freedom dressing? What a yawn fest!

DAGNABIT!

We are getting all kinds of rumors concerning the appointments of corpoRATe weasels to the trumpty dumpty admin, but who didn’t expect that? YAWN! And there is also the expected nepotism as his every useless family member gets a gubmint job.

SONOFABUSH!

There’s all kinds of buzz that trumpty dumpty is firing a slew of appaRATchiks and those of us in the know, expect that. Ya don’t think statusQUObama kept g’dubya shrub’s jesus university grads on when he came in, do ya?

FAGETABOWDIT!

The idiots who voted trumpty dumpty into orifice, are shocked, shocked I tell you, that the US tax payers will be paying for trumpty dumpty’s wall, not Mexico. This is the kind of thing that will lead to trumpty dumpty being shot by his own troops. He made promises he can’t keep, so down he will go. Still, it’s taking longer then I expected.

BUDABING!

I was hoping the train wreck would have been in full swing by now…

Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: This is what’s happening in Mexico right now, and coming soon to trumptydumptystan:

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: To my palate, holy cow is the most delectable BBQ of all…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are ready to kill it with fire…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

~ by ClapSo on January 10, 2017.