Just Another Thursday in bernvictimville… #4
The dems meager response to trumpty dumpty: “russia, russia, russia.” Has failed…
Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.– Ralph Waldo Emerson The dem suckergencia™ will of course have their hippie fest “protest” at trumpty dumpty’s inauguration. The trumpty dumpty suckergencia™ will show up in biker drag. It will be quite the festival of idiocy.
The bernvictims will rush down there in support of the party of statusQUObama and killary. It will be a flash in the pan one day event. All the professional “activists” will show up with their latest books ready for sale and signing. But to no avail as the surviving dems in the house and senate will vote yay on any piece of shit legislation the repubs pull out of their fat asses going forward.
DAGNABIT!
There isn’t a single dem not suffering from political erectile dysfunction. Not a one of them could get laid in a Crimean whore house even if they went in wearing a suit made of hundred dollar bills.
SONOFABUSH!
The least those idiots in washingtOOn should give us is a decent pissing match. But so far we are denied even that. And speaking of pissing matches. Ain’t it a pisser that those inept idiots at CNN fell for a 4chan piss prank? Does everybody involved in the corpoRATe media suffer from gonostupiditus™?
It’s clear trumpty dumpty thinks he can fire them all. And maybe he can.
FAGETABOWDIT!
Speaking of flaccid reporting. The attempt by some hollywood types to turn trumpty dumpty into an international spy novel super villain was sooooooo weak, even the corpoRATe media couldn’t keep it up for more then a day.
I’ll give our righteous peeps over at The Conjure House the last word on golden globes hypocrisy:
Stop Pretending the Rich Care About You
“They are the Athenian merchants hailing their own empire while criticizing the growth of Sparta.”
BUDABING!
It looks like we’ll be dependent on late night comics to breath some barely throbbing entertainment value into the trumpty dumpty boredom show.
Look who recently learned to wave bye bye…
Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: Completely useless repub policy and agenda proposals will be met with an utterly lackluster and ineffective dem response and then ethically challenged trumpty dumpty will sign the moldy chunks of bipartisan cheeeeeeeze into law. It will then be all over but the traditional running to the cellar for a nip of deficit whine! The end…
Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: Am I the only one who has noticed that gabby, the pineapple scented killary has hit the ground running for her march toward the 2020 dem prez nomination? So far there doesn’t seem to be anything to stop that political shapeshifter. That woman can morph into anything on the fly…
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I want the dems to go out in a blaze of glory, and light the repubs up along with em…
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